McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbyeMcgonagone
Q:Eddy n Adam did a 2 lies 1 truth interview at the con, and fans have gathered that the truth they spilled is that Hook is gonna get his hand back. Oh joy
WTF. NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
Hook should not get his hand back for the same reason Rumple should not magically rid himself of his limp. Hook’s hook and Rumple’s limp have defined who they each are for 300 years.
Why did Hook lose his hand? What led up to that? It was the Dark One’s anger at him and Milah. It was Milah’s death. That was when Captain Killian Jones (who was still a douche, but anyway) became Captain Hook, who was driven by his obsessive vengeance.
Why did Rumple mutilate himself? It was to go home so that his newborn son would not be fatherless. Baelfire was everything to Rumple. However, that limp resulted in Rumple being branded as the town coward. He was ridiculed and ostracized, and this constant victimization was one of his motivations for becoming the Dark One: instead of being weak and helpless, he wanted to be powerful to protect Bae.
Rumple bears the limp as a reminder of everything that ensued following his self-mutilation. He would not cure himself of it. Likewise, Hook’s hook is a reminder of what happened to Milah. It is part of who he is. He cannot just get rid of it. That would be the ULTIMATE FUCKING RETCON.
drake & josh
- season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
- season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans